The Sneeze Rating

Since it is a known fact that every blogger is required to have opinions and rate various things, concepts, and (especially) movies, I have decided to follow in the vein of the Unbridled Warhorse and make up my own rating system.

Thus, I give you the SRS - Sneeze Rating System:

As we all know, sneezing releases endorphins and creates happy, tingly feelings. As such, I have created my rating system based on said endorphins and tingly feelings. Here are the ratings:

3 Sneezes - Heart stoppingly, ecstatically wonderful (like sex!)
2 Sneezes - Pretty darn good; think free (good) beer*, or an afternoon nap
1 Sneeze - Not too shabby; winning a board game, or finding a dollar bill on the ground*
0 Sneezes - Meh; cold frenchfries
-1 Sneeze - Bummer; Having to work the weekend (even if you are getting paid overtime)
-2 Sneezes - Ugh; Staff meetings** and going to the dentist
-3 Sneezes - Boooooooo!; Breaking a bone, or throwing your back out on the day before Thanksgiving

I will also occasionally refer to things as rating a 'Blue Nostrils' or a 'Sneeze Teeze'. These are equivalent to -3 Sneezes, and refer to those times when you almost sneeze, but then don't.

* Yes, I would rate free good beer over finding a dollar bill.
** Unless you have your Nintendo DS and the opportunity to play it. This adds 2 sneezes to any neutral or negative event.