Salad. What can ya do? Everyone knows that salad is good for you. And no one wants colon cancer. But there are times when I just can't convince myself that a bowl of leafy greens is worth it.
Enter the bastard child of the Dairy and Bread food groups, Cheetos(tm). I find that just a small handful of these petroleum products, crushed and sprinkled liberally over a tupperware-full of lettuce, cilantro, green onions, and spinach can convert it into something that the most staunch anti-healthfood-nut can enjoy.
So next time you're faced with a bowl of Green Life, grab the Cheetos(tm) and add a little crunch and a lot of flavor to it,
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