2007-07-03

If it doesn't kill you...

Everyone has heard the tedious axiom, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

I here present my own top 5 version of the above:

If it doesn't kill you...

    5 "Oops. Sorry. Wrong pocket. My kryptonite is actually in this one..."
    4 ... then you had better have some more!
    3 -mutter- -mutter- ... -click- ... -mutter- -BLAM- -mutter- -mutter- "damn werewolves..." -mutter- -mutter-
    2 ... move on to desert.
    1 ... then you've clearly spent the last few years building up an immunity to Iocane powder

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